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Sardar & his wife going 2 city in auto....driver adjusted mirror..sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...go & sit back i will drive the auto...

1 sardar puri life only 1 thing sochte sochte mar gaya ki mere to 2 brothers hai
phir meri sister ke 3 brothers kaise.

sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.
boy: oh! paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho
sardar: oye ! girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai.

1 sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya..flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya ..guess woh kya bola.....
is mein aur colour dikhao

sardar aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
2nd sardar: wo kaise?
1st sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya.

sardar talking on cell.
2nd sardar: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st: biwi se.....
2nd: itne... pyar se....?
1st: tumhari hai. . .

sardar- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?
2nd- gold ring de de
1st- koi badi cheez bata
2nd - m.r.f ka tyre de de. .

a donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

on jeeto's bday sardar had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
when he returns home jeeto said: thanks i got cheque cashed from bank
manager.

yamraj took a sardar on tour to hell. there he saw gandhi dancing with bipasha.
he asked:gandhi de saza ini mazedar kyon?
yamraj: saza ta bipasha nu diti hai..

sardar breaks an egg 2 make an omlet.He finds the egg empty . . . gets frustrated &
say's "iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!

how can u identify a sardar in a classroom?
who is erasing notes when teacher is erasing blackboard

teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
santa: he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....

lect: write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
so..santa writes "gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is jayanti..

santa: agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.
wife: doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
santa: pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

banta: you cheated me.
shopkeeper: no, i sold a good radio to you.
banta: radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india
radio!

what's ford?
santa: gaadi.
what's oxford?
santa: so simple, bail gaadi.

why did santa throw the butter out of the window?
He wanted to see butterfly!

nurse: congrats santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
santa: meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: "menu koi farak nahin penda.
pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."