peddiniz

If you TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If you Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If you DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If you Don't,she says u are from KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, she says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than you, she is GREAT.

If you don't LOVE her, she tries to POSSESS you;
If you Love her, she will try to LEAVE you.(very true huh?)

If you don't make lOVE with her., she says you don't Love her;
If you do she says u are CHEAP ....

If you tell her your PROBLEM, she says you are TROUBLESOME ;
If you don't, she says that you don't TRUST her.

If you SCOLD her, you are like a GRANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS you , it is because she CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If she BREAKS her, she is FORCED to do so....

If you SMOKE, you are BAD guy;
If she SMOKES, she is GENTLE LADY.

If you do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If you HURT her, you are CRUEL ;
If she HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE !! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

If you say this to gals, they will swear that it's not true........ ..
but if you don't, they say u are selfish.....