A Priest, a Doctor and an Software ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they hear God's voice and it says:
" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one tell me what u have done in your lifetime.
"The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."
The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped thousands of people recover from their illnesses"
The SOFTWARE ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an SOFTWARE ENGINEER and........",
before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the SOFTWARE ENGINEER.
Say no more my son come with me, u have already been thru HELL...
THOUGHTS HUMOUR